Because he is a man just full of dark puppet secrets

At least she is on your side, however psychotic she is.

So she has future vision

Learning dirty jokes in all cultures

Hopefully is isn’t filled with smuppets

We all know that Dave is saying that because he really has no idea what she is saying, because Same. I like vaguely understand it, but enough to just accept it and move on.

Dave is like me, going to the smartest of answers

Are we really going to be explaining ALL of this? Seriously?? This text was long enough as is.

The only thing that is going for it, is if she is stalling for other Dave to kill him for God-Hood.

I Was Right!

Look, I would be confused about my feelings of almost being tricked to my death for ultimate power. It is a weird thing to set up here

So this Dave is before the Dave that is helping Jade. Good to know the timelines here.

After doing Terezi’s “sidequest” it would be nice for Dave to join back with everyone

Well have you smelled a flea off of a dog’s balls? Besides, what gross shit haven’t you smelled?

Terezi, I know your coin flipping game, and so does Dave. Give the illusion of chance when in fact you only flip when you know what the outcome is.

No coin flipping for you, it leads to bad things

“Hey, it’s me. I’m not you, and you are going to die. Good luck with that” see how weird that sounds?

oh damn it. She is making two timelines again.

One where Dave Does go through with God-Hood, and one that Doesn’t

Different strokes for different folks on how to face their death.

Also, of course Vriska would be the one to do God Tier stuff, she is the one who thrives off of risks

ok, Dave isn’t going to God-Tier. Not willingly anyway. And being vague is what keeps people bugging you Terezi

For some reason…I feel like Dave is going to screw with the timelines now. Like, he is going to God-Tier to spite the future or something. idk, that’s what I might do.