Your dwarven way fucking sucks

This is like traditional vs modern values and it hurts because I really liked these guys together

Y’all I was in this for fun snappy D&D jokes, not an actual heartbreaking break up.

you know…yeah he has the right to be nervous here.

I just left the asshole, The End

I get the joke, but if she didn’t want the marriage, she didn’t want the marriage.

Finding family, leaving family, works for any backstory.

Add one more to the party, huzzah!

Glad that you kids had fun.

Well…chalk it up to evil I guess

Damn I hope you enjoy your voyeurism there

Think of it this way, more demon-roaches there are, more monsters in the dungeon.

Wow, Goblin dude is like a college roommate.

He is looking at real life, the crystal ball isn’t that bad.

At least he doesn’t sell himself short.

V is going to be a Banjo Heathen.

And thus Christianity was explained

Please everyone, and you please no one

Now THAT would be a miracle to burn some steak and get twice as much steak back.

Why would a god care for taxes?