John, why are you so pure.

I still say that he doesn’t need to apologize, but whatever. 13 year olds.

Is she…summoning dogs? Or reforming dogs?

Oh god no kids, this is literally no ones fault (I mean I am still blaming Scratch for this) but it is none of your guy’s fault.

Is she flipping a switch to deactivate the dog?

They made an omnipotent god basically holy shit

I am afraid what it will unlock

Those are some pretty bad properties.

Is that an…oven??

Not her fault that Jack’s Dragon guy made the dog. She just kept it.

To be fair, no one really knew about Jade at all really

At least Karkat is considerate in his hatred to actually educate people

Oh Queen! What are you doing now?

Maybe if you actually talked to the kids, you would realize it wasn’t their fault!

Oh god this is super bad

You aren’t saying that Jack stole that too are you?

Well this is pretty fucking evil

Hey they didn’t have control of that. Blame the dog for that one. Plus, I mean, the earth was going to die anyway right?

The Fuck Jack. Taking the glasses wasn’t enough of a trophy for you? You need to take the fucking puppet too???

Well Jack did try to kill John, so there was no love lost there.

But Jack did actually kill Karkat when he finally woke up. So Karkat does have the right to be angry.