He’s a maniac, maniac oh no noooo.

How me, as a player, fucks with the big bad during a fight

Yep, you definitely inherited your father’s Evil alright

Oh yeah that would be a bore to you, wouldn’t it?

Duel Motherfucker!

K I L L Y O U R D O U B L E

When you want to have a pretty even boss battle

Same, Same, and Ouch

That’s a pretty good prophecy that you created for yourself there DM. ‘Course it could only work if your dad spoke in a monotone voice with no inflection on the two sentences

when the goatee turns evil stab a bitch. Dad could have said that too.

The power of science and plot devices Haley

Suffer Evil Doers

Since Nate is Elan’s evil twin, whatever happens to Elan happens to Nate. Meaning since Elan was stabbed in the back, so would Nate! Or some bullshit like that

At least you weren’t dead. Got to be thankful for the small things here

I guess guys with goatees are never to be reoccurring villains

I guess the powers of goatees make things more complicated then? I don’t get why they matter, but ok then.

Wait, did Roy also think that his goatee was a badge too?

no because we are about to die right now.

OotS: The Sixth

k so last time we were on a cliffhanger where the other party betrayed OotS (what a shock) and almost killed Elan (that was a shock) and now they are fighting their way out of a former-monster pit.

I am glad that I wasn’t the only one who was bambozzeled by this quote. But you have to remember that my first taste of tumblr was threw screenshots on pinterest. So I first heard that quote on harry potter posts. Then when I did see it on avengers, I thought they were copying harry potter. And it all led back to homestuck. What a world.