Just think about all of the real park employees that have to clean up brown alerts every day. They are the true heroes

At least is does his job well with what he can. And dedicated too

oh boy Barney. This won’t end well

really? This entire theme park seems dead. Is it halloween themed or what?

No one messes with her on the job.

At least the dog isn’t dead

Yeah those bags under your eyes seem to tell a different story there

Oh boy, this guy is either basically homeless or in an abusive household and I do not like either of those options

How fat is the dog to block the way out?

I want to bet the monstrosity!

Yeah not even God was prepared for that, and not even God can help you

She can’t get sued again. Not after what happened with Timmy

Do you Dare brave traveler?

Is this a tour group?

Damn, I know this house has murder in it, but you didn’t need to killed the mood

At least one guy is paying attention

Ah, spooky stories by the fire. Have to set the mood when visiting the Haunted House

This is the comic book version of 1313 Dead End Drive

He collects ghosts, and it looks like those guys from the cover…The Main Characters DIED???

I guess in the nuclear winter people have resorted to spiritual enlightenment with hockey sticks at the local theme park