Rose’s cuteness won’t distract me here. I get the feeling that Aradia needs to blow up from the video game information, but how…

She is going to explode now anyway because what’s the fun in making sense

I can’t believe it, you exploded yourself on purpose?? I guess the numbers aren’t on your side

Well this is going well

I get you want to beat paradox, but why change your behavior AND blow yourself up?

You learn many things about the trolls today, but at this point Aradia isn’t even talking to you anymore

And Aradia is pushed off the edge of insanity to try and make sure Rose doesn’t fuck it all up. that was unexpected

Well…not everyone can be as sane as you are right now Rose.

bslick? You talking about my boy Slick?

I just put this in to google calculator just to see what the answer is and…

Yeah should have seen that one coming

Aradia is going off the deep end, and I can’t say that isn’t justified

Time to go into action and just beat you into submission

You are destroying a lot of things here Rose. I don’t think Aradia would feel safe giving you the ultimate nuke

I was going to use it to destroy the game

Their terms of guardians are like, the beings that protect the planet right? So this is like the 1st SBURB session ever that fucked with the 1st protection squad?

It is still weird, but the style is now growing on me

Fair, you are right Aradia. But, have you considered telling Rose all the information she wants so she STOPS destroying the place? That way the turtle planet isn’t screwed, and Rose still gets to break the game by knowing shit she isn’t supposed to know yet.

Well….Kanaya does have the troll-egg sack, so it can still save your race

So moral of the story is, literally the only good things to ever come from SBURB are the Exiles, and even then there are exceptions

She is like the vessel for all the Dark Gods in the vicinity, so she just turned into a ghost when she died