Again, Xykon is me as the DM

I played a campaign as a fighter where there was a thieving wizard in the party. The wizard did so many scams that I never believed anything she ever said. It got to the point where most of the party got knocked out by Sleep Spell except the Bard and Wizard. Wizard managed to actually defeat the enemies and save the day, but because no one believed her the Bard got the credit.

No point to the story, just wanted to say it.

The only way this death could be better is if he beat the ninja with his own leg

The face a player makes when they are about to break the campaign

I forgot that Ninja’s have the ability to kick

Seeing how you missed a hoard of ninjas before, this is improvement.

Ah, poetic revenge

Elan’s player knows Exactly how to play a Bard

I love how everyone fears the Halfling like he is a gremlin

I mean…it isn’t really Durkon’s fault

My campaign has a cleric who’s god is God, so this is my plan. If he ever tries to contact God, I am going to have him meet Vincent the secretary angel to take his call instead. It will be hilarious

ok, those is pretty cool. Love the angel you have

Roy is just having a bad quest here

This Dad is amazing

Dad has a point here, as weird as it sounds

Implying that they had an affair in his life

yeah, the DM have to be a bit more clever than that one.

and here comes Dad in your hour of need

My group drew a dick on Satan’s door so I understand this fully

If a player doesn’t abuse their situation, they aren’t playing right