She needs to walk away from her computer for some alone time now.

Rose is such a badass

Yes Rose, Fuck Him Up!

Abraca-Fuck You!

YEP! NOPE! NO NO NO

That is FUCKING CREEPY MY DUDE

Thank god Rose just cuts through the bullshit.

Well I fish you would just stop my dude. I dolphin-k that this flirting is a good idea. Does not have my seal of approval and Rose currently has more things on her mind than a love-fish stuck fool like you

Rose takes the “clubbing baby seals” to the next level apparently

I hate this so much. I think this might even be worse than me reading Equius’s fucking roleplay with Gamzee and I never thought that would be possible. Can he just fucking not be so hate-needy all the time? Fucking hell

And Again, Rose proves herself to be the smart one.

God fucking….he is on the fucking rebound trying to make like some romance larping crap that also is going with the “I can teach you if you want” mode and just…no. Just No Eridan.

Do ANY of these Trolls even bother to research/look up human culture before even asking them anything?

…fucking hell. He is basing their blood off of the text color. So Rose’s Pink/purple is their highest caste. This is going to get so weird so fast now

She doesn’t need the effort, thank you very much. She does that all on her own.

…damnit, is he actually trying to hit on her?

You are either a hypocrite, or you are not Eridan. Please choose one and stay consistent.

I mean, the burden of proof isn’t with her. It is with Eridan since he is the one making the claim

Magic is just science unexplained. So explain it with science Eridan and Rose won’t call it magic anymore.

Says the man with closeted wands

Thank god there is text. Now I can focus on that and not Rose’s weird flesh face