Yikes, I forgot he was in a suit. That has got to be uncomfortable

Wisdom and stupidity go hand-in-hand

Fair, but they were smart enough to throw you into a pot for stew

John’s salamanders were dumb, Rose’s turtles were terrified, and Dave gets hungry crocodiles. Dave got the short end of the god stick here

Dave is so done being in a pot right now that he no longer cares about the alien things Terezi does (and I’m sure he never did to begin with either)

Not going to lie, the Pail thing is the funniest thing to ever come out of troll culture. Like, the best won.

You sure Terezi? Because you are acting pretty thirsty if you ask me

At this point I no longer think that anyone in this series knows what Irony is.

Dave may be boiling now, but he gave Terezi ALL the burns

I wouldn’t say lamest, but definitely weirdest

nope, spoke to soon. Dave is a heathen like the rest of us, my mistake

Nobody wins this round

holy shit Dave is a good christian boy who won’t use God and Jesus are swears

…..well this makes me feel awkward

What can she say, Terezi is a scheme. But this is like the 10th time Dave woke Jegus…is he doing this on purpose?  

Tears! Tears of unfathomable coolness

Croc Stew

I know those tears are coming from the onion, but it still reminds me of the “forever alone” crying

Wanna help me out???

She has to enjoy watching Dave becoming Stew here by his own people

I fucking love this, I didn’t expect it, but I love it