He isn’t that good with some 2-legged things

I just want to bring attention to this. Her back has an hour glass. Is she supposed to be a paper black widow?

Well…that is what her name implies

Isabel called her spirit buddy Babe, let that sink in

Max, why do you h8 her jokes?

But can you imagine? Paper cut on your lips

8-folds because of folding the cootie catcher. She devours words because of the book/paper powers. I love her already

Shut up Max, it’s cute

Is that a spiritual cootie catcher? It’s cute!

If you’re Ed, then yes. If you’re Isabel, then no.

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Yes, but it is such a cool way to do it

the fish chanting music from Finding Nemo is playing in the background

OK by the Power of Satan I SUMMON THEE!

And then the kids died of boredom from waiting, the end

Say! Did anyone say a distraction? Because BOY do I have something for you!

Ed is trying to be courteous about Isabel’s grandfather and I respect that

Yeah, the power of shame is a good motivation

I hope that isn’t an egg sack. Then now you have evil snake spirit babies all around