Someone has been reading up on their tropes here

It needs to be the ultimate surprise for the players

Let Me Smash!

It should at least stall the heroes long enough to hire a bigger threat

I can’t believe that the villain really does speak like that, but he also speaks to my soul

And he used them very well

When the player feels the same pain as the DM

it makes me laugh

you guys all know what I am thinking, right? We all know right?

Fighter is regretting being in a party filled with idiots

He could have come back from vacation and used the side entrance for all you know

You’re Bait

Never be sorry Elan, you saw your chance and you took it

See, another bonus of being a DM is that you can take ideas from the players talking shit around you

True, or…consider…..when the goat bleeds strike true….plus that was a ram

Just shut up and loot the goat head

that is lame DMing. I name every character my players come across of because they keep asking them for one. Plus always plan for when the players actually does something that you didn’t want to happen. (I have a planned recurring minor villain, but I also planned on him become a ghost who possessed the bard’s sax if the players did kill him). As a DM you ALWAYS plan….always…..*squints* always

I too also have a mute murderous halfling who also loves murder, so I get this

SURPRISE BITCH!

I want to know exactly which one of the party decided on the name of “order of the stick”