Fighter is regretting being in a party filled with idiots

He could have come back from vacation and used the side entrance for all you know

You’re Bait

Never be sorry Elan, you saw your chance and you took it

See, another bonus of being a DM is that you can take ideas from the players talking shit around you

True, or…consider…..when the goat bleeds strike true….plus that was a ram

Just shut up and loot the goat head

that is lame DMing. I name every character my players come across of because they keep asking them for one. Plus always plan for when the players actually does something that you didn’t want to happen. (I have a planned recurring minor villain, but I also planned on him become a ghost who possessed the bard’s sax if the players did kill him). As a DM you ALWAYS plan….always…..*squints* always

I too also have a mute murderous halfling who also loves murder, so I get this

SURPRISE BITCH!

I want to know exactly which one of the party decided on the name of “order of the stick”

Well…looks like Evard has a cousin that is also a fan of hentai….painful hentai

Glass Cannon is here to spite your ass

When the player tries way too hard to be cool and dramatic when they are such a dork

Speak and here’s your answer

Is this a set up to a joke? Why boy oh boy I think it is.

Sure thing Broham

They are in love with each other. It’s a self discovery

Shut up Belkar, whatever works works. Plus, like any D&D player would miss a chance like this

The bard is smart enough to plan ahead