Dammit, how can I compete with her…she’s so cool

More Magical Murders!

I can sum up that conversation in two words: She’s Busy

We aren’t like trolls where friends are just enemies who don’t have the guts to kill you. We have higher standards

Holy Shit, is this when Kanaya realizes that Rose really is magical!?!

(I just had to do it)

Prepare yourself human…for Round Two

How did a smart girl in the past turn out to be a dumb person in the future? The answer may not be what you think

Karkat will just prim over the fact you called him leader

Well that was pretty fun. I don’t think I am going to reread the rest of their convos together. But it is nice to see how the first one looked from the other side

Yay, so they do become friends! And Kanaya was serious about it, because of course she is. Way to go John!

Way to go John! You started another friendship from the past

And Kanaya takes her advice and goes to talk to Dave on how to do it better

I really want Rose to call them out later on their trolling efforts, but knowing her she will keep her mouth shut

And that is your problem Kanaya. You assume that people are idiots for not understanding, but that isn’t true. We understand what you are saying, but there is no proof to trust you at all.

OH MY GOD DOES SHE TRY

What? You don’t like the “hur dur dick joke” method?

This is why we have science fiction folks. If the aliens ever come down for us, even if we don’t understand their technology, we can at least understand the concept/basics of it

Time Everybody. Only in Homestuck can this make sense

but Kanaya….you are. Comparatively speaking between you and her…..you are