Ain’t that the truth

Feel honored Kanaya, you might be the first troll that John likes

John is supportive of them, no matter how weird they sound.

Aw John, you pure blessed child

That is true. You guys are being trolled by your own stupidity

That’s because it sounds like you, you adorable simpleton!

I thought for a second that Kanaya was just writing everything in her words, why can’t she just screenshot it and send it as an image? Makes things so much easier

Don’t be fooled Kanaya. He is still doing this for his own amusement.

Hard to tell with the internet. I just read everyone as a monotone doofenshmirtz so keep everything fair

I don’t know which is better, Kanaya thinking that both John and Rose are dumber than sand, or John saying that he is dumber than himself in the future

We did it guys, we found the troll title for Contact

Fair reaction. I also didn’t like that movie either. Way to slow

Doctor Who fans must have went wild with this one

No, you never said what exactly you were doing. All you said was you were looking for some sign of intelligence, he is asking “why”

well….from the past really, but Karkat did study humans

John still has the right to ask questions on who the hell you are

I’m sorry that he needed time to process everything you just said Kanaya

Yikes, Kanaya’s faith in humanity rests on one person. Bad move there Kanaya

That is not simple nor short. Nor helpful, in any way

Well, that explains why I don’t remember it. This was back in John’s younger years of Spadeness