Yeah, his dad

You tried John. You tried

Smart move John, way to go

I can’t believe you are pulling the “you and I aren’t so different after all” piece.

And just straight up kill you instead

Of course she would introduce herself as her character. I mean, you only get one chance here

Vriska does now her trolls, I will give her that. But I don’t think John actually knows any of their names…ever…

John is learning to be wary, good for him

Of course Stabbing is her way of learning about people

While I don’t remember that conversation….It doesn’t surprise me either

it is basic math Vriska. and you just took time to do 8 group of 8 too, so who is the nerd now?

You could have let those o’s be longer. That is what I would have done

John, why do you have the derpiest face while doing this?

And yell at her for not letting him near his dad

Don’t worry, You’ll get him next time Gadget

“…..want a drink?”

I know Dad. You are sad. But turn around. Seeing some Koompa shells nuke Howl’s Moving Castle might cheer you up

Dammit, crap! It was all a dream…or at least in your dream body. (which I guess disappears when you wake up, so that’s good news). So I guess we now have a proper conversation with Vriska

Here I am, just waiting for the Wild-E Coyote SPLOOSH at the bottom

Did Vriska Teleport John??? When was she able to do that!?