a pretty night to be kicked out for adventure

Congrats, you got emotionally disowned

I wanted to be a scholar

ha ha ha my husband could be dead, we have fun here

ok, she is like one of those video game parents that are just there to tell you what you need to do

how are you like this…it is world domination….ALL HANDS ON DECK all sexist notions go straight OUT the window in this situation

or, you know, both of you go…since “WORLD DOMINATION”

Into some fucking patriarchal bullshit and all of that

Well you won’t have that opportunity if World Domination comes to fruition. What did Chris Pratt Say? “Because I’m one of the idiots who LIVE HERE!”

You aren’t arguing on whether your father is sick and on sick leave or something. Why are you like this!?

This kid has his priorities straight, I can tell

This is such an Airplane joke and I love it

Oh, Cucumber is a boy. My Bad.

And not your daughters? Rude

Well what self-respecting villain wouldn’t?

I guess it really is Candy Land

Look at this suave and slick guy, who we know is actually scared shitless over what he just saw

ok, I get that there is a “theme” here for names. But is it with everyone, or just this family

Yeah, because that is what you should do for your daughter. Let her read Dad’s last words on this planet

Hey guys? You do realize that I was joking about dad not coming home, right? I never meant for that to actually happen