Well you won’t have that opportunity if World Domination comes to fruition. What did Chris Pratt Say? “Because I’m one of the idiots who LIVE HERE!”

You aren’t arguing on whether your father is sick and on sick leave or something. Why are you like this!?

This kid has his priorities straight, I can tell

This is such an Airplane joke and I love it

Oh, Cucumber is a boy. My Bad.

And not your daughters? Rude

Well what self-respecting villain wouldn’t?

I guess it really is Candy Land

Look at this suave and slick guy, who we know is actually scared shitless over what he just saw

ok, I get that there is a “theme” here for names. But is it with everyone, or just this family

Yeah, because that is what you should do for your daughter. Let her read Dad’s last words on this planet

Hey guys? You do realize that I was joking about dad not coming home, right? I never meant for that to actually happen

ok so dad works for royalty, neat

Rich people, always get special privileges

It spells out your doom

It’s a letter from your husband. He’s not coming back

Alright, Almond is a supportive sister. I like that. But Cuco? You go with that for a nickname? You could just say Cue, or Ber you know?

That is such a different life than mine. My dad constantly hammers in education for me and my sister. How can learning be anything but good?

Well would you look at that? Mama Rabbit dropping the truth bomb right there

Rabbit High? Candy Academy? Vegetable Patch?