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Suzy is a Ride-or-Die type of person

What to get a huge story? Give me your shit

Give him the old Razzle Dazzle

How is Mosquito Nose still not dead yet? Just let him eat your hair and move on already

I get this is a big problem Max, but it could have been worse if the bus ACTUALLY crashed

Holy Shit!

Right I forgot Johnny is too stupid to know fear

That would be something to see

Wanye’s World Riff plays in the background

RUN BOY RUN (oh shit didn’t Max need that tool for his powers? Why are they activating now??)

That moment you realize you had been had

Johnny…what the fuck why…why do you crack me up with shit like this

Johnny, all I want to know is why are you so attracted to Max

Fuck I want that star, ok…

I travel great distances with beings inside my body, yet they remain uninjured. What am I?

It is his fault in the first place. All Fae use words and language to deceive and intertwine their victims. The sphinx could have said “you cannot cross the ditch” but by saying “bridge” he just created a loophole.

Is Isaac possessed by a nature spirit? First electricity, then wind, and now water

No the real question is “why did you even bother with me around?” Rude

It is now. Heloo fake Envy