Sphinx, I get that you aren’t really a part of the modern world, but you should at least have some better riddles on hand here. I heard better from Riddles.com
It’s face reminds me of Lemongrab, so imagine that voice saying this
Oh my god, is that a sphinx? Is that a sewer sphinx with a mosquito nose? I fucking love it already
(also the kids going spectrals when spooked is adorable)
I would rather not. Then you would be a ghost and still haunt everything
No, ghost weirdness does not equal human weirdness. There is still human limitations to consider
Yeah, he can touch ghosts, touch ghosts with items, go into the 5th dimension, and something else
Does Max just keep his snark to a maximum 24/7? I am impressed with how quick he has these comebacks
Max has you there Isaac
That is the strongest comeback that Johnny has. Thinking while raging isn’t his strong suit
Johnny may be weird, but at least he refuses to use his friends for anything less than their worth
I just realize it also implies that one of their “attacks” is Ollie just throwing Johnny at people
Clever Insult, now watch Johnny bust through the fence Lonny Toons style
Tis self satisfaction I must indulge in
Why the Fuck is Johnny so WEIRD!?!
Super Powers: Can Jump Fence. That’s about it
Ever have that moment where you panic and escape but at the cost of your friend
Johnny is still going to beat them up
duh duh DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH(mension)
Johnny what the fuck why are you so weird
Both of them. Both of them are good sentences
There are rich people in this town? And of course Johnny gang’s would have a turf war.