The Signs actually have a purpose in this story?

She slaps him

Can she revive the dead?

He finishes the bottle

AHA! IT IS A VIDEO

YOU JUST HAVE TO STARE AT IT FOR A LONG TIME

Is Gamzee Eridan’s Moirail?

Only in homestuck where those 3 words make sense

ok yall, I’m not crazy. I just saw for half a second Eridan going that BLUH thing like normal before cutting to this. And now I can’t find it, and it isn’t a video or anything…

I guess he likes Faygo

of course it would be

And would you look at that! The result

This is like the worst poster advertisement for Faygo yet

And get Popeye strength! Unless it is sand, then don’t get Popeye strength.

I still don’t understand Gamzee. That Faygo probably has magic powers or something

Did Gamzee get angry for a second there? Is he telling Eridan he needs a drink?

Oh god damn it. In Eridan’s eyes, Sollux died saving Feferi. So yeah, whatever romance angst you feel is meaningless compared to A) the troll crying over his friend/possible quadrant romance (??maybe?) and B) the feels of the dead guy that saved your HEART-person

Slick scares all of us, as you should be

How the fuck do you respond to that

Eridan is so distraught/angry he isn’t typing gramatically correct. I feel it.

He’s fucking Troll Jesus. Gamzee knows that everything is going to be alright, but not exactly how

Yeah, Gamzee, you also should feel like an asshole. Could have put that a lot better bro

You think you would be feeling something here Gamzee. Maybe a little more TACT before telling everyone that your friend is dead

Damn it man. Gamzee, you are an idiot for not telling Eridan that the reason Karkat is being slapped is because Sollux is dead. Eridan, I knew that you talk to Karkat about his love theories, admit it