I call bullshit, on the basis of Fuck You

Great. He’s taking steroids. Like he wasn’t raging enough

Jesus Christ can’t you drink milk like a  normal person!?!

Then maybe you shouldn’t do shit like this, Fucking Hell

good god you are The Worse

You;re just going to punch him, aren’t you

And no one would ever want you as a butler anyway,

Straight from the mother’s teet, I guess

Aw, look at the old bean. He has given Ass-Bot a glass of mi-

…Did the old fart milk himself?

I feel like the butler’s name is a mix of Author and Horse, but I am not quite sure

Damn Robots weren’t enough so you beat the shit out of your poor butler horse?

Why can’t Vriska’s Spider just eat you already

Oh where oh where has my trash Jeeves gone

Don’t you mean “Check out lusus”?

Suffer in silence

thanks…everything about you I hate

And I thought that Karkat is an angry boy. Woof, what a psycho

…..So furry art and Rap battles are a part of ancient troll history. I get the feeling this is in honor of Hussie’s horse painting, but I may be wrong

great, a die hard military man. And like shit your strength breaks the bow. You just don’t know how to use the damn thing and keep snapping the string off.

You also love telling lies to yourself

Also people, I did look shit up. Zahhak is an evil villain in Persian folklore known to have “10,000 horses”. And Equius => Equine => Horse.

But I am not calling him horse-fucker either because that is insulting to the horse

So Ass-Bot it is