Candy Corn playing the defensive, but John has the comeback

If you’re going to troll a country/culture, at least know what it is you are trolling, because otherwise you sound like an idiot

At least you are consistent in your time travels. But what rift?

This is where Candy Corn realizes that John knows more than he does because of how he is time traveling. 

I like this line. Just the afterthought of saying “Fuck You” makes me laugh

Honestly this is the best way to shut down a troll is to just be a Butters about it. This is amazing

This is what you get for going backwards, people will just get use to your dickish personality

Again, at first I thought you were an ass. Now I can’t get the image of just a grumpy cat out of my head. He’s adorable

Why the hell is Dave and Bro the only babies doing dangerous shit?

We are going to go into the Trolls? Neat

ok, that might be romantic, or at least feel some feeling of determination as you return to your own planet

You really do have a romance going on?

Ah yes, my old ass scarf from 13 years ago, how I adore it

I want my fetch modus to be a fanny pack.

Can we take this moment to appreciate that this guy’s storage unit is a wallet

That is such a dad thing

I kept your scarf after all this time. It still smells the same as it did back then

Oh god, are they going to date?

God such a romantic spot on a space oil rig here

The Starblaster

Mom and Bro?