If he wears that, he would be like a little garden gnome

So before we get to the answer I want to give my guess.

So all 4 parents/guardians are in on it. The Granddad finds and hunts the monster, and probably sends the material to Rose’s mom to duplicate it and see what it is. John’s Dad’s shave chat might just be a deception to fool people from his spy chat. And who knows what Bro does.

But this is where both sides get enough pieces to keep the war at stalemate. Or the guy who created the game make multiple copies so he can start multiple sessions of SBURB at once

The fact that he still gets on the horse, but is still focused on the task ahead is why I love him

John has a cowboy phase, 100% confirmed

I’m not posting this twice. This was listed again the second time after the chess pic. Because yeah…that sums everything up nicely

preferably alone

John’s mood throughout the day

This implies two things:

1. The adults left all of this shit behind

2. The adults were these weird ass objects all along

I believe it is 1 but I am covering my basis here

I mean might as well

Holy shit, John might actually get to see all the adults together

Amazing, we just got an inch closer, wow

Meanwhile in space Jail

Oh yeah, this was probably the first time John saw one of these things huh.

And has anyone else noticed that the flashes for the teleportation pads start out as a lotus design before turning into a fire wisp? Just something to point out

Is he going to the teleporter yet?

Thanks Doc, you know exactly what to do

It would be so sad if there was nothing because they are already dead

Apparently everyone gets time powers

John, out of all the places you aim for, why did you go for the foot?

Sorry my dudes. I would love to do a video if necessary, but I’m at my grandma’s right now so I don’t really have time for a video now