I shall call you Eyeless Ribbon

You can lead a horse to a mausoleum, but you can’t make it enter

damn it. Fuck. If Dream Rose can possess a horse, that means that they can control objects. And that little fucking nightmare was moving around by itself since day 1.

Dave’s Bro is possessing Cal isn’t he?

Standing Ovation! The Evil has been defeated!!

you are the Jar Jar Binks of Homestuck

Not gonna Lie, I thought there would be more to it than this

Um, give me a sec here. While blogging early is easy, I still have people to deal with, so let’s see how this turns out

So I guess the Trolls don’t get chairs (which sucks) but why is Goth wearing a dress under her shirt? I thought their shirts are uniforms, are they not?

ok Vamp kid, you’re new.

Steal F for Shits&Giggles

Well someone’s 3D glasses are working

I get the feeling you are like a depressed Dave

Damn, Gatekeep much?

Yeah at this point TA doesn’t give a shit what anyone else does. Thinks it’s pointless, but at least won’t fuck with them. 

oh shit…so the Trolls are going to die, and this is their last bid to try and change that

ok, so this is a different troll. Who apparently was the one to set up the monitors and stuff for them to use in the first place. I wonder if its the hacker

or this guy

Press F for respect

She’s enjoying this way too much to help Goth out with anything

Part 73

Yeah doing this in the morning is a lot easier for me. So let’s get this ball rolling

I wonder how the trolls interact with each other

Part 72 End

Sorry guys. I got to work and these text pages are long so I am going to call it there.

John having the basic ideas of time travel is the greatest. Because he gets what’s necessary, and screws with everyone else in the process. I love how the stable timeline seems to revolve around him and his stupidity

Dave is now truly “awakened” with either Dream Rose of the Future, or Current Rose. Or both if they have merged already. But Dave telling future events through memes of his comics to his friends is not only clever, but very very funny. I love stuff like that

And Everyone knew that the rabbit was a time anomaly right? It’s a surprise to no one but John right?