Oh my God. I just Got It

I Just got it. Mayor was the one who found Rose’s machine shit. He was the one to “pop the cork” and launch in the rocket. That is what it was! A cork!!!

And I just got this too

Rose was the one to manipulate John in the game. So it would make sense if the item she created (the wine bottle) did the same!!!

HOLY SHIT THAT MEANS THAT CURSIVE WAS THE QUEEN!!!

So if the machines can monitor the correct kids. That means Rose’s Cork Rocket can talk to John, Dave’s Egg Talks to Rose, Jade’s (probably pumpkin lets be real) talks to Dave, and John’s Apple talks to Jade (when he gets that set up eventually)

And sense we saw the exiled White Queen coming out of Dave’s Egg, that means she was the Cursive Font that was talking to Rose before when Rose entered her Rainbow World.

That was a Wine Bottle? I did not get that the first time.

dafukdidiwatch:

I lied. This is super interesting.

So you need to prototype twice for the sprite, where the second time will make the sprite talk.

But what this implies is that you can prototype the sprite twice, then jump into the medium, and this will doubly affect what happens in the world.

John and Dave did one in and one out for prototyping. Rose did them both out before jumping in. So now I’m wondering which Jade will do

Well, this chapter just explained what I just figured out minutes ago about the Sprites. At least I figured it out myself first

Can you guess Which link from the paragraph

leads to this

because if you guessed “Bro’s room” you are right and I’m sorry that you know that

Who needed this? Who went and asked Hussie “Hey, reading homestuck is way too long for me. Mide making me a 7000 word summary of it?”

You know, summing up Rose’s mom’s lab like this, makes me think she is a Russian Scientist Spy. My theory still holds

I’m sorry I just reread that last statement and I call Bullshit

Fucking bullshit

If you were to say that the white pieces were to lose the chess match to the black pieces, I might have agreed with you there

But when you say light/dark, you are implying the forces of moral decisions, goodness vs badness and all of the the symbolism that entails

So to say that Light, Goodness, Enlightenment, is “destined to lose” it makes me want to fight that destiny even more. It makes me want to go in there and fight along side these kids. Because John has it right. His optimism makes him to never give up, keep trying, and there is always a way. There is always that third option.

Fuck anyone who says otherwise

Rose…What kind of background image do you have there?

Did Hussie draw that, or did it come from his folders of Virus Wizards?

K so reading the next chapter I clicked on this

And it took me to

Like, we are just both waiting for something to happen. Where’s the Storm Hussie!

I lied. This is super interesting.

So you need to prototype twice for the sprite, where the second time will make the sprite talk.

But what this implies is that you can prototype the sprite twice, then jump into the medium, and this will doubly affect what happens in the world.

John and Dave did one in and one out for prototyping. Rose did them both out before jumping in. So now I’m wondering which Jade will do

I just want to let everyone know, I am reading this entire thing. There just isn’t too much I can say on this

You think Wikipedia has this entire thing under Homestuck Plot? Because it should be

As annoying as it is, it does provide a clear picture over what happened in the past year

ok…So I was going to give a sum-up of all the links in the paragraphs. I assumed they were pictures, turns out it was links to the previous pages. All was going good until SBURB: Beta

What the FUCK Happened to hiim!?

Why does he look baby smooth? Where is the think drazzled paint-art boy that I know and love?!

EHHH!! Are you HAUNTED?! Are You FUCKING POSSESSED!?

If by domestic adversities you mean clowns, Dad’s Bake Off, and wanting to shit everywhere, yeah that’s one way of putting it

I’m crying it is so long Hussie wtf I don’t want to read this why must you make me suffer

God Hussie, get your construction paper hands away from me

If it was just 1 slide I will laugh

How did Hussie feel in his commentary of inserting himself into this? And why does he want to give a recap on this?

But I’m not