She’s typing this on the unconscious ogre she wanted to smother while sitting on a pillow that she asked Dave to find for smothering purposes.

Get your priorities straight girl

ok…is this troll asking for dating advice as well?

Dave gives you his fully support in your endeavor. Good luck weird capitalizing alien

This is the best kind of dating advice I have ever heard from a 13 year old

Does Dave even know that these guys are in fact aliens? Does anyone for that matter?

So basically, “dazzle her with your intelligence and try to keep up” is what I am hearing here

I have no words. This is just really funny

Dave, understanding, now takes on a student in the art of Sarcasm

Dave, now annoyed, still tries to help guy not be a total dumbass

If you want to understand Human culture, you need to understand Human communication, and that isn’t just speech

You know what? Dave trying to help someone out after realizing their ‘true intent’ is pretty nice on his part. Stupid since you have no idea who the hell Grim is, but still nice

If you weren’t so weird&creepy, I would say that Grim and Rose would be a match made in a Cthulhu dimension

He has no idea what Metaphors are. They go over his head. Dave’s attack has no effect

Dave’s Version of “yeah at this point I’m just stuck with her” to Troll the Trolls.

Someone really needs to release Dave’s Rap album

you know what? maybe if you don’t use phrases like “Furnish Me Insight” you won’t come across as really creepy

…You know I am getting tired to trying to decipher what these guys are saying because of their huge ass vocabulary….

I think it translates to…”Is she normally this cold, or is it just to us?”

And yeah I agree with Dave here, what the hell

Way to cut to the chase, but I can’t tell whether Grim here understands sarcasm or not

The Pimpmaster Hustledaddy of All Snippy Bookshrews

Yeah that is an exotic title. I love my boy Dave and all of his sass.

ok, can this guy like just, give names like this to everyone he meets?

“I need to go to The One Who Is Dapper to buy some books for The One Who Is Shy, since they will spent the day with The One Who Is Stupid”

well when you put it like that, you sound pretty sexist there bud