ok, can this guy like just, give names like this to everyone he meets?

“I need to go to The One Who Is Dapper to buy some books for The One Who Is Shy, since they will spent the day with The One Who Is Stupid”

well when you put it like that, you sound pretty sexist there bud

i don’t even know what Grim Auxiliary is supposed to be, and I don’t even want to know.

That Symbol looks like a M merged with a fish

ok, what do they want this time?

Friendship: Stealing their Shit when they aren’t looking

While it may seem mean, I agree with Dave’s Ultimatum here. Rose just doesn’t have time to worry about this right now

Wow Rose. I get what you are going for (i guess) but if you want to give it a peaceful death, stabbing it in the brain stem would be a lot faster and cleaner.

this will be fun to use in the future

Rose….What the Fuck? When the Fuck does honor come into play here???

You literally dropped a safe on an imp when Helping John.

You just stabbed and killed two imps prior to the Shiny Walrus here.

And NOW you give a shit about murdering???

Rose, you may be smart, but sometimes you are dumb

Yeah, I’m with Dave here. You did just treat it like it was part of Splash Mountain Rose.

Look, consider yourself in a zombie apocalypse. Until you get a baseline on what is going on, survival is everything

I mean, while he is just shitting here, Dave does make a good point. How close to the anatomy are these things to Humans? Were they off-brand copies when John entered the world, or are they like alien beings with their own set of anatomy rules?

I’m not saying experimentation is the way to go here, seeing how the Imps to think and feel, as well as fucking ethical concerns, but you might as well learn something out of it

dafukdidiwatch:

got to love the classical literature references

I don’t remember that ending to Huck Finn

got to love the classical literature references

no Rose. When your dead so you can use it as Ghost Credit

I was going with “Frank Loyd Wright’s Winter Home”, but that works too

OK, I call Bullshit. There is no fucking way that that:

Is actually real

So that is Dave and….uh…Torus?? I want to Guess?? I don’t know Star Signs. I didn’t even know they had signs

Say wait, hold up. Wasn’t this a fucking ocean before? Why is it dying up??

Alright, let’s see what this loser wants