…this wasn’t in the job description

as pretty as it is, I have never seen anyone pass a sword holding it overhand before, and I think there is a reason for that

I guess once in an interdimentional mafia, always in an interdimentional mafia

dafukdidiwatch:

you know, I expected things to escalate quickly, but not to “Stab a Bitch” level

ok then, “Stab a Bitch” is confirmed valid.

you know, I expected things to escalate quickly, but not to “Stab a Bitch” level

Don’t worry about him. He’s just pissy because of the hat

If this man’s name is now Jacque Noir or some shit like that, then I hate you all

god, you barely have a face yet you look so done with everything

You know that meme of Robbie Rotten saying “WouLd YOu LiKE toO?”

Imagine Black Jack here saying “Can I help you” like that

Ever had that moment when you just realized that your life is fucked

oh my precious, now we can be together at last

Run like your life Goddamn depends on it (because it does)

Rose, why the hell did everything turn into a red-tape nightmare when you entered the computer world?

Meanwhile, in Bureaucratic Hell

Here’s a Zen Riddle for you: “What is the sound of a person teleporting?”

Honestly, yeah I would shout “EGG” if that happened

For Now

It puts the Tablet in the Pyxie else it gets the Clowns again

At least Post Madam has her shit together

Oh Shit! Two Females?! What are we going to do now?!