Can your Box just…Not be extra?

Ok, but like actually dead, or time warped still alive and sent back dead?

This is so White and Pure….Does your mom know about this?

Oh shit!? That this is already alive and kicking!?

I believe anyone would suck their first time carving into stone John

Got to obey the voices John, might as well do it

Pixelated John is the Best

Oh this is when you asked for shit?

Just nod politely and leave the first chance you get

Deus Ex Machina: Nature Edition

Run my little bean!

“At that moment, I realized I was fucked”

Ah, shaving saves us once again

Such a pure soul

Oh they will be fine. They aren’t called Fire Salamanders for nothing

That is such a superhero pose

John Gets It. FIGHT FOR YOUR SHIT

You know what? A story about how a mailperson ending up starting a revolution in a totalitarian government because they wanted to deliver a package is something that I would enjoy reading

Go Planet Fart, you know what to do

One down, one to go. Bureaucracy at it’s finest