It won’t occur to you in this timeline anyway

Well would you look at that? Dave has some influence in this world after all

“I’m going to Deliver Mail or KILL trying”

Who gave you your job? Did you just wake up and be like “I’m going to deliver mail, or die trying”

Deus Ex Machina: Stonehenge Edition

ok, how? do “look behind you” and bolt?

Fuck You Too

Was the entire area surrounded by Caution tape, or is that my/Jade’s imagination?

Did she remember to tell John to save her ass in the past? Because that is the type of stuff I would expect from time travel

I better get an explanation for the Lotus Planet Symbol here, since they are the Illuminati of this world

They both tried to murder you in a past life?

So…did she eat? Or does she do photosynthesis

That’s fucking pretty man. I wish I can see the stars like that

Hopefully you won’t see any meteors

First Captain Buzzkill, then Cookie Mountain, and now Jade’s FrankenGramps. Is everyone just going to steal everything you own?

Hey, here’s an idea: Fuck whatever hidden protector bullshit you are doing know, and actually talk to John now so he won’t be screwed in the future

Also how the fuck did you get here?

Egh! Just imagine seeing this face in the middle of the night

And he is taking my shit. Rude much?

Your elephant gun did shit against the Shrek 2 Cookie Monster

Cyclops? More like Bye-Clops!

Well isn’t he a sight for sore eye

Eye can’t think of any more puns. I’m a very bad joke pupil