The arrow keeps moving and I am forced to see Jade probe the puppet and I hate it

I think you mean his brother’s puppets, because Dave does not deserve that

She should try to take out as many puppets as she can. But why the hell does Dave have a wizard?

Think of it this way Dave, you aren’t going to stay in this room for long

Of course you would like the squid monsters

i’m sorry but I just fucking can’t emote at the moment this is the softest best shit like my boy, my child, you are so pure right now

Dave hasn’t talked to John in a fucking long time, so he is worried about him so so much. And he tells Rose this, where while they have a sassy-sarcastic relationship, he knows her well enough to have serious statements like this. Dave doesn’t fucking blow it off, or play it as a joke like the “no homo” stuff he did with Rose before. He says it as a fact, whether romantic or platonic, and Rose doesn’t give him shit about it. She accepts it as fact.

This is just so much I fucking love this

Has none of them wondered if they were being trolled by the same people? Like they have to figure that out by now?

Sleep Tight Dave

So when she moves the bed, does she have to take it out a window, or does it phase through walls like no problem?

Yeah Rose has every right to be salty.

True, but she was also in a roaring forest fire. One is a little greater than the other here

It was a frog tower, but close enough

I wanted to say something along the lines of Dave watching bullshit happening, but then I noticed that he has Midnight Crew bedsheets and this child is adorable

Jade, why don’t you just stick the stiff on the roof? Why is this going to be the toilet thing all over again

Jade: I can’t put it in your room

Dave: Then Don’t

Please let this be true! I support your Bird Villainy Dave!

no

no no no

don’t compare Dave’s wholesome bird hobby to whatever sexual deviant puppet freak does

Holy Shit these ARE your birds? You are Edgar Allen Bro

I guess Dave just lives with these birds then. He’s the Raven Bro

While I know Dave left to deal with Jade things, I am about 85% sure Rose is updating her FAQ as we speak