you don’t have to be a dick about it. John was just asking if you lived here

Welcome to my home, it’s trash and I live here because I’m trash

See I am conflicted. Because I know this is the same asshole that texted and insulted Jade from before. So for him to actually apologize….what the fuck happened in the future?

dafukdidiwatch:

I don’t think friendship is an emotion, but ok, glad to know we can become friends in the future. It might have to wait until I punch you in the face for being a dick in the present

John Takes No Prisoners

I don’t think friendship is an emotion, but ok, glad to know we can become friends in the future. It might have to wait until I punch you in the face for being a dick in the present

…If Candy Corn is right about how he keeps going back into John’s past, that means that he had a conversation like this in Present John’s future.

Meaning either John forgot this conversation later on, or purposely acted like he didn’t know to troll the troll

Jesus Christ is this his day job!?

JOHN IS NO LONGER DEALING WITH ANYONE’S BULLSHIT TODAY

Sure, fine. I get that you are angry. But I am sure that you can understand that, if your angry leads you to troll John’s past, why are you so shocked that Present John doesn’t trust you?

John with the Clapback, he’s on fire

John making a power move and just shut him down

Given that John summoned a floating clown, fought demon clowns, summon a ghost, went to an alternate plane of reality, created a bunch of real and idiotic shit out of gushers, and is currently in a land of talking salamanders, yeah I’m pretty sure he can suspend his disbelief for whatever you are

Yeah, it doesn’t surprise me that assholes don’t have other body parts

So you can be bothering John at any given moment of his life when it would take you only an hour of your own? Fuck you guys

super lame.

Is this the thing with Rose where Future Troll and John are friends, and Future Toll is somehow talking to Past John?

you know, for being a hassle and a jerk, that was very…courteous of you

Oh shit, it’s Candy Corn

Wow John, nice to see you take action against stupidity like this

Did I mention that they are cute together? Because they really really are