Cool, but why is he at a Rite-Aid?

dafukdidiwatch:

…did he literally punch him to next week?

Thanks for that

…did he literally punch him to next week?

oh yessssss

KOOL-AID SMASH

Well, We’re waiting

You must have great self discipline if you managed that. if you manage that

I am so happy for that. But why is he called Cans?

dafukdidiwatch:

Come to Me Kool-Aid Man

OH YEAH!

Come to Me Kool-Aid Man

This is like a fucked up looney tunes cartoon

Your friend’s dead body is right over there

Does Clover get hot and bothered by it, or does he make you unlucky with the ladies?

Damn it. Can’t I just have one person without a porn book in it anywhere? Can I ask for one adult in homestuck without some weird smut collection or fetish or whatever?

From the Grey Paper.

Not the worst joke a reporter has written

Oh dear, can you see their ankles? How scandolous

is that your version of porn?

That…is actually pretty genius.

hey bud, you’re lucks gonna run out soon if you don’t open that safe

at least you’re polite about it

dafukdidiwatch:

I feel like the answer for it is “death”

What did I tell you