Anything to end his stupidity

This is so sad I fucking hate this so much

You know, those guys are just assholes for not trying to help. At least kick the damn thing

You could do that, or just shove the oven down the Mariana trench. That can work too

If you set the timer to be like 1 second in the future, that would just be sad

Fuck this Shit I’m out

Look, if I saw a black pepper condom fucking elongating itself to and unhinging its jaw like a goddamn snake to bite off the head of my friend, I too would be terrified of being on the menu

Why didn’t you try that before? I’m pretty sure he couldn’t have gown back in time without his head

HOLY FUCK THE WHALE HAS CHOMPERS

He’s like the goddamn Were-mole from Courage the Cowardly Dog.

Well that gave everyone more wiggle room, doesn’t it?

It’s Evolving!

So one guy on the team had the power to basically fuck the rest of the team’s powers permanently? That seems a bit OP you know?

Regardless of what the magical time crowbar is supposed to do, I’m pretty sure that just busting the timer would have stopped the nonsense anyway

Time to get Wrecked Son

I mean, I don’t think you murdered anyone with that thing yet

So dead, dead, SUPER dead

Huzzah, explosion based murder.

After clicking next a bunch of times for Problem Sleuth, I elected to ignore it because that was fucking weird. So back to our regularly scheduled weird shit

So I clicked the link, and…

Just what the Fuck