So he raids forests, tombs, and hair salons for his treasures. At least with the other parents that just have one very weird obsession

certainly matches the decor here

…tally ho…

I do too, and I am sure he has broken a bunch of laws to get those

so is this just going to add on with each floor you go to?

let’s see what other wacky items you keep in this house

Where the hell does he travel to get those and shoot things

why are there the gates of hell nearby?

I can’t tell if this is better or worse

yeah use those stairs. They need some appreciation sooner or later

….OK…so that means that he killed

A real life Griffin

goat fish mermaid

And Man-Bear-Deer

I will never believe that “he would cotton” is an actual phrase someone could use in the english language

oh. I get the feeling that the bottom three are your creations Jade.

K, I called the taxidermy. But why a shark, and why does that deer have yarn on its back?

yes please, go somewhere and anywhere else in your weird tower house

I hate this with every fiber of my being

Gee, I Wonder What They Are Monitoring

what the hell is this? Radioactive Algae Farm? Hulk Computer Chips?