What’s wrong John? It’s not like you haven’t killed before

Imp: Dead

Piano: Dead

Green Worm Thing: Alive, somehow

yes, Rose SMASH!

Well, that was stupid. It’s weird that Hussie had epic music for something low-key like this

I hope this will come up in the future

huh, a mini game. Already, Let’s see if I can buck the Imp off

Glad we know where you draw the line here John

so they are eating the cake, one imp is slapping the worm’s ass, and I found out where Rose put the piano. but what’s with the score board?

oh look, we got video

Are the Imps riding it, like Gremlin Style?

yeah, apparently he is embodying “get off my lawn”

Is he trying to kill his grandma again?

what is Pogo Ride, and never phrase meeting your grandmother like that again

good, now I won’t have to take like 5 screenshots each and every time.

can you merge the rabbit and hammer together?

All I can think of is Dr. Claw’s claw hammer, and I wish it was that

So is Desert Imp influencing John subconsciously, or can John actually speak to them?

please let his response be “no shit”

That would have been helpful to know 5 minutes ago

dafukdidiwatch:

the face of a man about to be fucked by a tree

a lot has happened since this morning. Now John is out for vengeance.

dafukdidiwatch:

I clicked on the arrow expecting something

This wasn’t it