Susie stop, you have no right to be comforting when all of this is your fault
AND GOD SAID NOT TODAY BITCH
AIM FOR THE EYE
YOU FUCKERS HE WAS THE BEST CHARACTER
GO SHERMAN GO, STAB IT WITH THE CROSS OF OUR LORD!!!
and the shark attacks and falls for the decoy
and Sherman says a bible quote. how nice
HOLY SHIT THAT’S WHERE IT COMES FROM??????
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil. For thou art with me. Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me. Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life. Because I carry a big stick and I’m the meanest mother fucker in the valley!
and Sherman says a bible quote. how nice
so no one gets life preservers, their lungs could pop, and they have to submerge the room before leaving
this sounds fun
Sherman’s words of wisdom: can we get the fuck out of here?
k so shark dead, how do you leave?
clever, standing on her clothes to prevent herself from being electrocuted. If the clothes weren’t wet I mean.
reach and die lady. reach for your work and die
damn it! the shark is there
damn it the shark was fake!
YAY the shark is there.
eat her
damn it! the shark is there
ah yes, the secret key. time to use that now
so Sherman is like the perfect character. Cause while he does have fun comments, him talking to God casually or saying the trope of black people dying first, you get the small moments too
He didn’t need to be told Scoggs died. That fact that he didn’t show up was enough, when you see him just holding his cross.
Sherman Dudley.
I finally got his name, and it’s when he’s recording his last will and testament
What the fuck movie, why can’t all your characters be like him?
And he fucking puts it in a plastic bag so that it will survive in the water. Like fucking break my heart with this guy
Ah Ha! Looks like Suzie has to fight a shark of her own. That’s what she gets honestly
ok how the fuck did the shark miss? he was right there!
I call Main Character Syndrome
ok that’s a new one. Did not expect death by having a shark purposely electrocuting you
RIP Scoggs, I knew you would die