Part 24

I have returned again to this land of bullshit. Hopefully I can get through Desert-Man’s plotline so I can see John and Dave’s epic battles.

So back to Nasa’s Apocalypse Bunker

Part 23

Alright, time to get back into the grind.

Let this man be happy

Part 22

Alrighty. Sorry it’s been a week. I went out traveling but forgot by computer charger. Well, back to the old grind I guess. Time to see what decisions Desert Man is going to make.

Based on his track record, probably bad ones

Part 21

Hey look, I can use the titles for the session parts. Why I didn’t do this before I’ll never know.

But now I am back to comment on that video I left off. And I want everyone to know that that video took me a fuck long ass time to get all those screenshots so please appreciate me for this.

Part 20

Right, gonna dive back in with Rose gone, Dave’s gonna fight, and John’s alone. Time to see who’s messaging him

Part 19

Right I’m going to try this new system of just doing some posts ever few days, that way I can continue marching on through these 10 Thousand Pages. So as is,

I am not going to even bother reading this

Part 18

What the hell? You can adjust your floating storage space?

And you don’t even have the “Detect Collisions” checked?? You dumb kid

Part 16

It has been too fucking long since I came on here. Since, you know, life and boring ass responsibilities. But now I have arisen and going to cotinue with this tomfoolery.

Because now we can see what LSD trip the hammer has

Part 15

I love Rose. If she has a secret, she’ll keep that secret no matter what. Good to have friends like that

Part 14

I’m Baaack! Last I left, I was terrified of Dave’s Brother’s clowns. Desert Imp is a thing. And we get more boring logical exposition from Rose. Speaking of which

Time to annoy her again

Part 13

I am alive, finally got away from all my work and crap. So now I can focus in on this weird shit again.

Because Desert Man really wants to live vicariously through John right now

Part 12

dafukdidiwatch:

Victory. Do you have any idea what this means?

Again, what exactly does this mean?

Part 11

Like a Chilean Miner, I have risen from the depths of Finals Hell, and currently high on the fact that I have absolutely nothing to do. Like, I can weep out of joy for this right now. So I am going to be productive and do nothing but read Homestuck so the rest of the day. Because this what I choose to spend my life on.

Time to figure out what is up with these wizards. And then maybe move on the John’s Dad’s Clowns.

Part 10

righto. It is late. I have finals that I want to procrastinate on after studying them. So I am diving back into this. And the first command I get:

Yeah. Apple Juice Pee Joke. This better be useful in the future

Part 9

With that stuff out of the way, let’s begin by waving as the car falls to its death. Its like Hitch Hikers Guide with the Whale

Part 8

Righto, I’m back. Happy Easter Fools weekend. Last time I got zapped into the void with the clown talking to me and Dad got kidnapped, and this is the next command

Let’s see how this plays out

ACT 2: Part 7

Time to dive back into this. It took me what, 4 sessions to get through Act 1? Let’s see if I can go through this faster.

So last I left, John just got nuked by a meteor, and this is the next command

So either John got time-warped into the future, or his legacy got passed down to his chatroom friends.

This is gonna be good

Part 6

Alright, time to dive back into this. When I last left, I had just met Rose who seems to have her shit together. And what does the audience want her to do?

Sometimes I hate people

Part 5 Start

Righto I’m back, for a few more hours at least. Well, let’s see how far I get.

After jumping down a hole, John magically gets his arm back. And I but we are going to play with the green pocket dimensions. what fun

Part 4 Start

And for my next trick, I’m going to create a chimera!

I just need a volunteer and a dog