Part 19
Right I’m going to try this new system of just doing some posts ever few days, that way I can continue marching on through these 10 Thousand Pages. So as is,
I am not going to even bother reading this
Right I’m going to try this new system of just doing some posts ever few days, that way I can continue marching on through these 10 Thousand Pages. So as is,
I am not going to even bother reading this
What the hell? You can adjust your floating storage space?
And you don’t even have the “Detect Collisions” checked?? You dumb kid
It has been too fucking long since I came on here. Since, you know, life and boring ass responsibilities. But now I have arisen and going to cotinue with this tomfoolery.
Because now we can see what LSD trip the hammer has
Are you saying that in the existence of your world, no one ever worked out the “anti-robot security questions?”
I love Rose. If she has a secret, she’ll keep that secret no matter what. Good to have friends like that
I’m Baaack! Last I left, I was terrified of Dave’s Brother’s clowns. Desert Imp is a thing. And we get more boring logical exposition from Rose. Speaking of which
Time to annoy her again
I am alive, finally got away from all my work and crap. So now I can focus in on this weird shit again.
Because Desert Man really wants to live vicariously through John right now
Like a Chilean Miner, I have risen from the depths of Finals Hell, and currently high on the fact that I have absolutely nothing to do. Like, I can weep out of joy for this right now. So I am going to be productive and do nothing but read Homestuck so the rest of the day. Because this what I choose to spend my life on.
Time to figure out what is up with these wizards. And then maybe move on the John’s Dad’s Clowns.
righto. It is late. I have finals that I want to procrastinate on after studying them. So I am diving back into this. And the first command I get:
Yeah. Apple Juice Pee Joke. This better be useful in the future
With that stuff out of the way, let’s begin by waving as the car falls to its death. Its like Hitch Hikers Guide with the Whale
Righto, I’m back. Happy Easter Fools weekend. Last time I got zapped into the void with the clown talking to me and Dad got kidnapped, and this is the next command
Let’s see how this plays out
I’m calling it for the night. I feel like I went pretty far in Act 2, but seeing how there is like 10,000 pages I don’t know if I even made a dent.
The Desert Guy from the beginning was pretty cool, like a prequel of sorts. Too bad I won’t know who he is til much later. An Older John perhaps? Or another Earth that dealt with SBURBS as well?
I still don’t know what kind of landscape John is trapped in, but my money is a computer. Don’t know what monsters lurk inside to kidnap his dad and stuffed rabbit, but at least John isn’t in danger for the most part.
I don’t think I got far plot wise, but it was very entertaining to actually be in control of John for a while. And the clown has some plot relevance, what I don’t know. I know it’s going to talk someday, it’s just a matter of when
Time to dive back into this. It took me what, 4 sessions to get through Act 1? Let’s see if I can go through this faster.
So last I left, John just got nuked by a meteor, and this is the next command
So either John got time-warped into the future, or his legacy got passed down to his chatroom friends.
This is gonna be good
So yeah, I am going to call it here for the night. I figure it’s a good spot to end seeing how I reached the end of the first part.
It took a while to get used to the set-up of homestuck. I was not expecting code jargon being so integral to the story, with the Storage Systems. But Hussie managed to make that very entertaining with John’s problematic Stacks and Queues. But as soon as I knew that Homestuck would keep me on my toes with its nonsense, I adjusted quite well to the story. John acts like a normal kid, and chats with other normal kids. It was cool to see Rose first through her user handle before actually meeting her. And It was cool to actually get to know her like how we know John. I love how Hussie, even when dealing with people’s trolling, still uses the dumb commands as a way for character development. And meeting Rose in this way does support my theory that the chat friends will all be main characters at some point.
Though I still have my questions, like is Rose’s mother really evil, or is that just pre-teen angst? What was the purpose of the SBURB game, and why is it turning houses into a real life sims game? What the fuck is with the floating blue hell clown? and HOLY SHIT JOHN JUST GOT NUKED!!!!!!!
But yes, even though I am still unsure what homestuck is about, I am a lot more comfortable reading it now than at the start, and cannot wait to see how this plays out
Alright, time to dive back into this. When I last left, I had just met Rose who seems to have her shit together. And what does the audience want her to do?
Sometimes I hate people
alright, that is it for this round. I have some stuff I got to take care of for school. I might not have a consistent schedule, but I will try to return to this soon within the next few days.
I will say that the comic’s mechanics are beginning to grow on me, especially the “in-game storage”, and it also helps that we have some action to avoid death by meteor. Seeing Rose and knowing from prior knowledge about Rose does help my theory that everyone in John’s chat will be introduced sooner or later. So just gonna wait patiently for that.
Righto I’m back, for a few more hours at least. Well, let’s see how far I get.
After jumping down a hole, John magically gets his arm back. And I but we are going to play with the green pocket dimensions. what fun
And for my next trick, I’m going to create a chimera!
I just need a volunteer and a dog
right, back into this. I am stealing my package from dad. I better see something out of this, and it better not be another clown